Sunday, September 23, 2012

Most studies are wrong..I say 2 minutes,not 4 mins.

Seriously, I think most of us in the fast paced world are very quick to dismiss either someone with no substance,no motivation,and above all else;wait...dang, I 4got...and it was the most important thing but when in doubt, don't utter a word. I have trended that males and females alike both tend to find a quieter person more mysterious than someone who is a blabbermouth at the end of the bar with all his/her friends around them. I am not saying that the strong,silent type is more agreeable..No,not at all..but what i am saying that is if they are easy on the eyes then males/females tend to look beyond the 2 minute mark with anticipation that at any moment this beautiful monument to the human species is going to open their mouth and vomit is going to start spewing out all over them. I am speaking figuratively..I hope you have gathered? I say this because we all have issues, every last one of us and life is complicated with sometimes enuff stress to overload a supercomputer,but that doesn't mean we have to throw word vomit all over a person that sat down next to us at the local tavern to buy us a drink. That truely is a difficult gauge about others in our realm of cohabitation, how much is enuff and how much is too much? Pickup lines. Hmmmmm? Seeing as I work primarily down in Laredo,Tx and thats a bordertown with very few non-spainish speakers, I get alot of women that go up to myself and try to trick me with conversation and after about 2 minutes wanna say,"Ah, ha! You do speak spainish." My personal favorite has always been....This is in Laredo only, I would never say this in this town without laffing halfway thru it....ready? Hereitgoes,"Oyes Babydoll, U tha best thing outta Mexico since chicklets." I cant even type it now without laughing. Remember this though most of all...Marraige is Grand,but a Divorce is ten grand! At least? So think hard before you take that galpal home or that cowboy with the black stetson,cuz nobody wants to be a notch in somebodys belt.

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