alright< we are all weird in our own idiocentric way... So I have this method of paying for gas by paying in dollars according to the gas pump I pull into. Example: If i pull into pump 5, then I am putting 5 dollars into pump #5. One day last week I am leaving another institute of higher learning and a buddy needed a ride; so I offered him a lift and he said he would pay for the gas. I quickly gave him a rundown on how I operate at gas stations and i told him as we pulled into a "unNamed Big chain gas station" that i wanted seven on seven. lucky numbers ya know? So he gets out and i pull into the gas pump, but when I procede to take off the gas nozzle from its holding area; JUST THEN I REALIZE THAT I AM AT PUMP #8. Quickly, I run inside and catch my friend paying already and inform the cashier of my mistake,but he has already paid. So I give her a one dollar bill and tell her I need 8 on pump 8. I now calmly stroll out to my vehicular and prepare to pump the gas, only now on my digital screen by my pump its reading: prepaid 7$. So I walk back inside and inform them of the mistake. This time the once nice lady is now frustrated with me because I informed her of the problem and is elevating her tone with me telling me," You go and put seben dolla in car,and I reset for one dolla more afta seben put in!". I get it/ I think, but now she is messing with me... so I purposely flip thegas pump switch on and off like four times without pumping anything. Finally, another gentleman walks out and i tell him that its my bosses car and i need 1 receipt, not 2 receipts. This guy knows I am obviously lieing but he knows what i am getting at abt the pump to dollar thang. So we both walk inside and with a line that is stretching all the way back to the fountain drink area the cashier and him begin to bark at one another in another language that is beyond my comprehension. Meanwhile, all the waiting customers are giving me the evil eye for prolonging their wait...but i am giggling inside at the mayhem I accidentally caused.
i walk back out to the pump and now it isnt saying how much i prepaid, only it is saying select gas type.. so I do and expect to get 8 on pump 8 only the once seemingly nice lady now shows her true wretchedness by stopping it at $7.98. I walk inside and she hands me two pennies and a receipt for seben dolla an ninty eight cents. y? i ask u? because she could....
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ReplyDeletealright< we are all weird in our own idiocentric way... So I have this method of paying for gas by paying in dollars according to the gas pump I pull into. Example: If i pull into pump 5, then I am putting 5 dollars into pump #5. One day last week I am leaving another institute of higher learning and a buddy needed a ride; so I offered him a lift and he said he would pay for the gas. I quickly gave him a rundown on how I operate at gas stations and i told him as we pulled into a "unNamed Big chain gas station" that i wanted seven on seven. lucky numbers ya know? So he gets out and i pull into the gas pump, but when I procede to take off the gas nozzle from its holding area; JUST THEN I REALIZE THAT I AM AT PUMP #8. Quickly, I run inside and catch my friend paying already and inform the cashier of my mistake,but he has already paid. So I give her a one dollar bill and tell her I need 8 on pump 8. I now calmly stroll out to my vehicular and prepare to pump the gas, only now on my digital screen by my pump its reading: prepaid 7$. So I walk back inside and inform them of the mistake. This time the once nice lady is now frustrated with me because I informed her of the problem and is elevating her tone with me telling me," You go and put seben dolla in car,and I reset for one dolla more afta seben put in!". I get it/ I think, but now she is messing with me... so I purposely flip thegas pump switch on and off like four times without pumping anything. Finally, another gentleman walks out and i tell him that its my bosses car and i need 1 receipt, not 2 receipts. This guy knows I am obviously lieing but he knows what i am getting at abt the pump to dollar thang. So we both walk inside and with a line that is stretching all the way back to the fountain drink area the cashier and him begin to bark at one another in another language that is beyond my comprehension. Meanwhile, all the waiting customers are giving me the evil eye for prolonging their wait...but i am giggling inside at the mayhem I accidentally caused.
ReplyDeletei walk back out to the pump and now it isnt saying how much i prepaid, only it is saying select gas type.. so I do and expect to get 8 on pump 8 only the once seemingly nice lady now shows her true wretchedness by stopping it at $7.98. I walk inside and she hands me two pennies and a receipt for seben dolla an ninty eight cents. y? i ask u? because she could....
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