guys an gals with GAME

Who doesn't know of what I speak? That ability to play the opposite sex like a harp with magnificence and clarity. We probably all know who we have the ability to manipulate with our smile, with our silent treatment, with our glances that can say much more than words... and if that were the only means of defense then we would all be guilty and be sumarily put to death. I know I should be shot evry time I go to tha mall. Thank god for sunglasses.When I am cold busted; I usually utter...." Babydoll, you would look great in an outfit like that.." Lie,.... whats that? In Texas we call em tall tales and Gamerz can get away with some whoppers, and i dont mean burgers either. Yup, Its the true gamerz out there that have the real power.. they can unlock doors to rooms the rest of the world cant even access. As a man who has twice been divorced, I realized lomg ago that I am a horrible liar but I am getting better at catching the women in their web of lies that they weave. Obviously, I know that my wisdom has me at quite an advantage but I also realize that makes me harder to sway in any direction or another. LIke this one lady that I dated awhile back, she was an English teacher at a local high school and was always encouraging me to go with her to their high school football games. Primarily because she was the cheerleader coach as well. Well the first year I went out with her; that school went 0-10. Next year, I start missing games and she calls me out on it... I tell her that I wasted all my friday nights tha year b4 watching those poor chaps on the field getting kicked around the football field,and I deserved to have a good friday night for once..She agreed and over dinner she mentioned that one of the football players had started to cry after their latest defeat and evry1 of his teammates could see his emotional distress over it and she just said she had a feeling abt this next game... Well, its a week later and just for giggles I had decided to show up2 alamo stadium after having a few drinks after leaving a downtown drinkery. Wow, her high school was getting slaughtered like always but was doing a little butt kicking of their own. So I start hoopin and Holerin for the team and she sends me the most outrageous text telling me to leave and how embarrassed she was with my antics nd clearly her colleagues knew I was drunk and they all knew we were seeing one another,,, So what do I do but say, "Babydoll, 4give me? I dont know how to behave because yall have never won diddly in tha whole time I have dated U."......by tha way she 4gave me. GAME!